30 Naughty Cakes For Grownups

30 Naughty Cakes For Grownups

When you’re officially an adult, don’t you just love cakes with pastel-coloured icing, dainty flower designs and super cute toppers? NOT!

Of course, now that you’re an adult, you just love everything adulty — sexy, naughty and definitely funny!

So, now that your birthday’s coming up or any event you would like to have a cake, and you have “squirted” all cake ideas in your head but still can’t figure out what will “arouse” you? Here are 30 naughty cakes to “get you going” *winks*!

 The Double D Donuts (Only available in Melbourne)

If you live in Melbourne, you are in luck! You can have these delicious Booby Donuts delivered to anyone you choose to send them to. With pert little pink nipples, you can pop them straight into your mouth, they are naughty cakes that can be enjoyed!

The Big D Energy (Only available in Melbourne)

Another naughty cakes that you can actually order online and purchase. It’s a really large, c*k (cake that is!).

big dick | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

1. You bad little one…just come to Mama!

Naughty Cakes for Grown Ups | Stay At Home MumNaughty cakes via flickr.com

2. A pole dancer “on top” — oh it never gets better than this!

Naughty Cakes for Grown Ups | Stay At Home Mumvia pinterest.com

3. You must’ve been one lucky patient!

Naughty Cakes for Grown Ups | Stay At Home Mumvia jaynescreations.co.uk

4. A naked woman having a bubble bath “on top” is definitely not that bad!

Naughty Cakes for Grown Ups | Stay At Home Mumvia CakesDecor.com

5. I bet Drew wants to take that bite first.

Stay At Home Mumvia sugarandspicecakes.co.nz

6. For the naughty “butt” cute…

Stay At Home Mumvia buzzfeed.com

7. Boobie Cupcakes with a Nipple on Top!

Breast eaten with a little ice cream!

Stay At Home Mumvia flickr.com

8. And more boobs…

Stay At Home Mumvia pinterest.com

9. Oh please cum…I mean…come to my party…please?

Stay At Home Mumvia customeroticbaking.com

For the Girls, or Boys who like Boys:

10. Does this look like a banana to you?!!!

Stay At Home Mumvia cakecentral.com

11. A whole lot of lovin’ indeed…

Stay At Home Mumvia pinterest.com

12. A “flower” for a bed for this little one is just perfect!

Stay At Home Mumvia flickr.com

13. Think of that memorable moment with your partner…and turn it into a cake! Yum!

Stay At Home Mumvia pinterest.com

14. Just arrest me!

Stay At Home Mumvia bridalguide.com

15. Looking forward to that!

Stay At Home Mumvia bettyrecipes.blogspot.in

16. Available in different colours and sizes! Pick one now!

Stay At Home Mumvia tumblr.com

17. How sweet…

Stay At Home Mumvia flickriver.com

18. Oh you cute little one…can I “squeeze” you?

Stay At Home Mumvia facebook.com

19. No peeking!

Stay At Home Mumvia trouwshop.com

20. I “c*nt” help it, sorry!

Stay At Home Mumvia tumblr.com

21. Damn it, you’re alive!

Stay At Home Mumvia pinterest.com

22. For your little jackass…

Stay At Home Mumvia tumblr.com

23. Sure do!

Stay At Home Mumvia bloglovin.com

24. Ummmm no thanks!

Stay At Home Mumvia buzzfeed.com

25. Screw you!

Stay At Home Mumvia tumblr.com

26. Oh no! The devil has been invited!

Stay At Home Mumvia tumblr.com

27. This whore…I mean whole cake is yours. Enjoy!

Stay At Home Mumvia ignant.de

28. So, will she be eating this cake alone?

Stay At Home Mumvia instagram.com

29. Honesty is the best policy.

Stay At Home Mumvia theberry.com

30. Poop goes the weasel!

Stay At Home Mumvia wantsandwishesdesign.com

Other Notable Grown Up Cakes We Need to Include:

Oh this is a cake for smoking gardeners….

marijuana cake | Stay at Home Mum.com.auImage via Cakes Decor.com

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