30+ Things That Look Like A Vagina - But Aren't!

The amazing vagina. Really a genius work of engineering, a true workhorse. So much respect for the incredible Miss V. There is one thing though, I really can’t hold it in any longer!

No- I have been doing my pelvic floor exercises – it’s not that! It, well, and it may just be me but I really do think the vagina was standing outside the room when looks were being given out.

Granted- the vagina is a quite striking composition and one that is very distinct in its appearance. Quite the individual. Or is it?! Hmmmm”¦

It seems the ole Vejayjay has cheap rip-offs / imitations appearing around the world. Objects trying to ‘imitate’ this wondrous thing it would seem. Idol worshipping or simply just creepy stalker-ish wannabes? I’ll let you decide.

Oysters

I get it- they produce pearls. They are fabulous to eat “apparently” (yeuchhh I just can’t even get one in front of me without my jaws clenching and cramping in disgust!), BUT you would think they would develop their OWN sense of style right?!

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Read More: 10 Ways to Make Your Vagina Look Pretty

Mussels

I remember as a young lass seeing jars of marinated mussels on the shelves of the supermarket and thinking something terrible has happened here! Does no one else wee what they have bottled?! Snap my legs shut tightly and waddle straight the hell out of the shop! No one was taking MY vagina and bottling it!

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A Yoni Flower

Ahhh the flowers are bursting from their buds, it’s springtime. So fresh so innocent”or IS it?!

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The Hydnora Africana

Watch where you step wouldn’t want to miss this one!

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The Al Wakrah Stadium

You would think the game of Football would be safe right no vagina’s there! No Wrong. Preliminary designs for the Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium were released and quickly became dubbed as the Vagina Stadium you can see why.

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Read More: 40+ People Share Stories To Describe What a Vagina Tastes Like

Dried Pears

…say no more.

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Donuts

I don’t think these doughnuts turned out how they imagined..

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Dehydrated Strawberries

Oven-dried Strawberries, anyone?

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This Beef Tongue

I’ll leave this one right here”

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The Inside of a Pomelo

Not going to look at Pomelos the same way ever, again.

This Grandmother Rock

If you’re planning your holiday to Thailand you just may stumble across Grandmother Rock on Limai Beach. Not a nice visual marriage in your head right now but hey I never came up with that name!

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This Vagina Rock in China

Vagina Rock in China apparently there is a penis rock in the same National Park”¦what was on your mind Mother Nature when you created these?…Nevermind I think we can work that one out!

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