50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That’s Totally NSFW!

It’s no secret how much we looooove sharing these cheeky elf on the shelf ideas..

In fact, we’re probably more excited to think of how to put the elf up in  the most creative way possible than planning the Christmas menu!

We’ve had several posts about naughty elf on the shelf – from mild to evil (yep, they can be sooo evil bwahahah!),  but this is a compilation of the best elf on the shelf ideas we found on the internet.

Grab some wine and have a giggle! Enjoy!

Snorting Coke off a Hooker’s Ass, or the Kitchen bench.

via brainjet.com

Crack Whore Elf on the Shelf

50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That's Totally NSFW! | Stay At Home Mum

Pissing it in!

a98c7de995c55cb5a09777ae33a2eae4 | Stay at Home Mum.com.auvia brightercraft.com

An Alternative to Cookies in a Jar

50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That's Totally NSFW! | Stay At Home Mum

Bubble Butt

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It Puts the Lotion in the Basket

48cf92deb826b9bcf5591ed19b082c76 | Stay at Home Mum.com.auvia pinterest.ph

Barbie Has an Overdose

Fa9IG | Stay at Home Mum.com.auvia imgur.com

Elf Gets Arrested

9119ae8701c63925f7303f530ad0bbe7 | Stay at Home Mum.com.auvia buzzfeed.com

Elf Takes Down Ken

6717f82b71c1ec660797197c0962fdb0 | Stay at Home Mum.com.auvia pinterest.ph

Elf Shoots a Porno

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Shhhh, Shhhhhh, SHHHHHHHH

9bac4b8ba9e8334c89dc189279d57a97 | Stay at Home Mum.com.auvia imgur.com

Elf Hiding the Evidence

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What’s in the box?

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Always Be Nice To Those Who Have Access to Your Toothbrush

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia dumpaday.com

Elf Takes The Kids To the Pool

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia teamjimmyjoe.com

It’s So Big Baby…..

Stay At Home Mumvia aplus.com

Beer Bonging with Spidey!

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia buzzfeed.com

Watch how Elf plunges into the depths of alcoholism.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia mommyofamonster.com

Elf has Nads?

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia adultelfontheshelf.wordpress.com

I’d rather you didn’t.

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Hard times obviously for Barbie. And Elf.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia buzzfeed.com

Jeffrey Dahm-Elf

Stay At Home Mumvia buzzfeed.com

What’s even going on here? Ken looks ecstatic though.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia pinterest.ph

BDSM Elf in a Three-some

Stay At Home Mumvia thefarcereport.com

Elf Gets a Blowie

Stay At Home Mumvia mommyshorts.com

Elf is Gunna be a Baby Daddy!

Stay At Home Mumvia buzzfeed.com

You know you’re a Dexter fan when… Oh.

Stay At Home Mumvia buzzfeed.com

He’s Watching Porn-Helf

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia obsev.com

Is he eating the peanut butter out of his shit?

Stay At Home Mumvia slaplaughter.danoah.com

But maybe not in front of the children, Elf? Hello?

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia humormeetscomics.com

Glory Cane

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia rearfront.com

Elfilingus

Stay At Home Mumvia ravepad.com

Well, Elf isn’t the only naughty toy in the house!

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia teamjimmyjoe.com

It’s a Dick In a Box!

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia teamjimmyjoe.com

I Like Rohypnelf

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia teamjimmyjoe.com

Single Mum Barbie needs to Make a Buck!

Stay At Home Mumvia aplus.com

And moment of silence for Elf’s lost innocence.

30 Shades of Elf on the Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia brainjet.com

And another moment. Or ten. And then some.

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‘Twas the night before Christmas… Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa!

2via teamjimmyjoe.com

Having the upper hand. *wink*

3via popsugar.com

Yeah sure, I promise I won’t upload it to the internet…

4via teamjimmyjoe.com

Junkie Elf

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia lilblueboo.com

Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia ranker.com

Spin the Bottle

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia buzzfeed.com

He Works Hard for the Money

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia babble.com

I Don’t Think I would Like a Moustache Ride

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia lireos.com

What Exactly Is He Photocopying?  Ohhhhh….

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia vitamin-ha.com

The New Book by E.L.F. James

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia thebright.com

Is He a Secret Agent From S.A.N.T.A.?

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia buzznick.com

The Elf is the Meat in This Sandwich

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia babble.com

No Elf, Don’t Do That in Public!

The Very Naughtiest Elf On The Shelf | Stay At Home Mumvia historymaniacmegan.com

Careful, Santa Won’t Come to You This Year!

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mumvia brainjet.com

When Christmas Toys Fight Back!

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mumvia cherishingtheinbetweens.blogspot.com

Don’t Do That to Mr Snowman!

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mumvia mashable.com

Reindeer Roast Anyone?

Naughty Elf | Stay At Home Mumvia whitetrashrepairs.com

Finally, Elf is Caught – Until Next Year!

50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That's Totally NSFW! | Stay At Home Mumvia flickr.com

We wish you a naughty, cheeky Christmas! Santa who??
50+ Adults Only Elf on The Shelf Ideas That's Totally NSFW! | Stay At Home Mum